Here it comes!
The funeral parade tries to be professional
to play the hasty march
which derives from a popular love song
The drummer seems exciting
But the trumpet is slow and full of sorrow
The leader of the parade
Conducting with a fancy gilded scepter
Treading her beautiful legs under miniskirt
Like a trained horse
Showing off graceful figure

Gradually it leaves
Obeying an invincible power
Drum beat weaken
Trumpet vaguely crying
Finally buried in the noise of the city
Sound of a merciless river

Too serious is a joke
Too lively the dead is not
We Taiwanese realize that